Kamis, 28 Agustus 2008

OMG Mike totally proposed to me!!

Ok la, I was exaggerating.

What happened was that one day I had this conversation with Mike:


Me: "Why won't you marry me?!"

Mike: "We are as good as married."

Me: "No!"

Mike: "Why no? We are living together, seeing each other everyday... "

Me: "I wanna you to marry me!!!!"

Mike: "But we are as good as married! There is no difference."

Me: "Ok lor in that case I shall tell everyone we are engaged."

Mike, laughs: "You do that."



The first step nowadays to being engaged is to be facebook-engaged!!


Therefore, this morning when I was very bored, I logged onto his facebook account and.... totally proposed to myself.


I know... It is infinitely loserish but it is still damn shiok!! Those of you who have not been facebook engaged/married before should try it!!! AHAHAHA!!






Omg I got a relationship status request!! Got heart shape somemore!!









Mike totally wants me to add him as my fiance!!


I am touched beyond words!! Yes my love, I accept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*sobs uncontrollably*





TADAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENGAGED ENGAGED ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*hops around the room showing off non-existent 2 carat Diamond ring to everyone*


I know!! He loves me so much!! I am so blessed!!


*wipes away tears*



OK... That was really fun, even though it is a self-directed love story/comedy.


On a sidenote ah, I was told that an engagement ring is the one with the big diamond, and the wedding ring is normally just a simple band.

Then, after being married, girls wear the wedding ring daily, and the expensive engagement ring is then safely kept in a box.

WTF???????????


If Mike spends $10k on my engagement ring and $3k on my wedding ring, then obviously I wanna wear the $10k shit everyday right? Why would I keep it in a bloody box?

That's just stupid man. It doesn't make sense.

I mean, it does make sense for most girls lah since they have to work and their rings can't be too bling anyway, blah blah... But whatever!

I want my wedding ring to be fucking ostentatious!!!

Please don't talk to me about how less is more hor!! That doesn't even make sense. More is more please! Duh!!!

Talk somemore I scratch your face with my humongous diamond ah!


So anyway, I have thus concluded that my engagement ring should be the simple one (I think maybe a row of smaller diamonds... ahem... for my more toned-down days) and the wedding ring shall be like...


Wait wait wait... I shall google!!


Ok!!


Here's my engagement ring:


In my process of googling for rings, I have decided that 3 rows of diamonds is infinitely better than just 1 row



Correct what... You compare!!




Kua kua... See? 3 rows of diamonds. Nice. Ahem. So much for toned down days.


So anyway, as for the wedding ring, I am inspired by this science teacher I used to have in River Valley. She's very pretty!!

And since I am so short and so talkative/naughty, I am inevitably placed in the front row of classroom seats.

In fact, I am not only in the front row, I am right in the middle, just beside the bloody OHP projector.

Everytime this teacher uses that contraption, her wedding ring REALLY sparkles underneath the intense light as she uses the hands to arrange her transparencies.

Bling bling bling... I spent hours getting distracted by her chioness ring!!


And her ring is a single humongous (or so it seemed to me at that time) solitaire diamond one.




Not 4 clasps:



Yuck



Not 6 clasps:



Boring



But the magical number of 5.





I don't know... I guess its a small detail, but to me it's quite important coz I really do think it's much chioer this way!


Hahahaha!! Talk so much, skarly nobody even wants to marry me lor!!


Wait, why is this one so chio?







Pink diamond leh!! Are real pink diamonds even purchasable in Singapore???


p/s: We are not really engaged. I'm just being boh liao.
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Selasa, 26 Agustus 2008

Problem solved!!




My blog is now virus-free again!!


Thanks to Roy who helped me. The file was was infected was my blogger.gif file... Kuakua... All I did was to delete it.

My blog readers are awesome!
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Help help help why like this?!

OK.... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE TROJAN!!!!

I already removed all links to awfulplasticsurgery!! What else can I do?


PLEASE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!


P/s: Erm hello? I don't think some of you understand. It is not ME who has the virus, it is that my blog is spreading a trojan! What has scanning my computer got to do with it? I already did and my computer is A-ok!

All I know is that the trojan's name is giframe, and it is spreading itself through a file called blogger[1].gif, if I am not wrong.

Also, I probably got it coz I linked to awfulplasticsurgery.com, which is also spreading trojans. I removed the links but the trojan is still there.

This is fucking annoying!!

$100 to the first person to SUCCESSFULLY help me solve this problem!!! (Saying vague things like "try republishing your posts?" does not count.)

Please email me at xiaxue@gmail.com if you are some incredibly smart IT geek, thanks!!





UPDATE: Solved! I think! If you are still getting the trojan, please let me know.
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Senin, 25 Agustus 2008

New vids again!!

OMG!

I am so busy!!

My freaking computer crashed AGAIN. I think I got some shitass virus, and I honestly can't be arsed to try and fix it so I just formatted it lor.

Gah! Can you believe my luck? This must be the, I dunno, umpteenth time this year. HATE! (Thank god I don't have any saucy chatlogs with male celebrities otherwise lost how? Just kidding... I've got not 1 but 2 portable hard drives!!! I am that Kiasu!!)

So anyway, I swear I'm coming up with the bestest blog entry ever!! But it is not done yet, so just wait for a bit yeah?

Meanwhile I have an advertorial to finish too, and Indulgz also invited me for round 4 of food tasting so I am very excited!! Woohoo!!

And hor, just to clarify, I DID NOT send Plastic's pictures to awfulplasticsurgery hor, thanks.

Just so happens that the day before her pictures were posted up, I also linked that website!! Got more suay or not you tell me?!?!?!

I swear I didn't know what the webmaster was going to post, ok! Sompah!

Or................................

Maybe I am a prophet? YOU THINK? I could be!! Ok, I predict tomorrow's weather will be rainy again. Let's see if I really have propheting skills.

WTF man... If I were the one sending in the pictures you can be certain those won't be my descriptive words! (Coz I certainly don't think she is prettier now...)

So anyway, new videos!!

XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE



Bff auditions round 2!

See the contestants in the flesh!
I love them all :D

CHICK VS DICK



The Quiz Challenge


Is KK or Paul smarter?
Paul displays his skill at naming planets.



CRACK COMEDY



Sleazy Aerobics

I'd love my gym teacher to be this amusing!!


Click to watch all!!


Btw, please do not insult the bff contestants in the comments, thanks. :)

Love!!


p/s: Is there some sort of virus on my blog?? GASP! How the hell do I remove it?! And how did I get it?!

p/p/s: I think it has to do with awfulplasticsurgery la!! My comp was saying it is an attack site and I still went to it... Nabeh then tio virus!!! I removed all links to that site already, so it shouldn't be a problem now. Please let me know if you know anything, or if the virus is still around!!

p/p/p/s: I am SO SORRY if you kena virus from my blog!! Remember to always back up your stuff and please don't install any weird files with weird extensions ok!!!
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Rabu, 20 Agustus 2008

Good stuff

Thanks for the nice emails and comments you guys left. It's great. I didn't know so many people went through similar plights too!

The good thing is, now T's my friend again.

And some other good news!!



Tadah! Passed my advanced!

I was in a damn glum mood travelling there. When I reached, I paid money to the cabbie and said to myself, "Ok, I go take the test already..."

He turned around, smiled at me and told me good luck, so that really cheered me up. How come ah? It's so nice when strangers are nice to you.

I had about 5 or so questions I wasn't sure of, so I anyhowly ti-kum lor. And passed!!

It's so great... Now the tests are computerized so you will know your results immediately!

Yup yup!!


I booked my practical test too. It will be on the 5th of December!! If I pass it, I will be able to drive in USA (flying 10th of Dec)!! Excitedness!! Then I won't have to keep asking a reluctant Mike to drive me to the mall!!!!!! OMG!!


Here's my PDL


Too bad it ends on 11th of Nov. I guess I'd have to renew it.

Manual or Auto??


I booked for an auto test, coz I'm like pretty sure I'll fail the manual... But Mike drives a manual car so even if I pass the auto I can't drive his car!!!!!!

Decisions decisions!

Me driving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The image is fucking hilarious. I'm so short I expect I will have to sit on several tall cushions. Oei! Stop laughing hor!!


Also... also...

ZHNG-ed MY SIDEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally the little fucker works!!

My code arrived!!! I paid $92 for someone to unlock it on eBay! :(

The amount of money I spent on this phone........ Le sigh...

But it's worth it!!

It is as heavy as a brick and has zero functions - the camera sucks big time, the internet functions cannot be used, and the battery life is tragic (1 day)...

But... Everyone is still very impressed by the swivel screen! Plus it's designed by JUICY COUTURE, so no complains!


I know... You are waiting with baited breath......



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With flash...


I am so sorry the photos really cannot manage to capture the real chioness of it.

The crystals are not dark pink like that. And the colour I used for zhnging was Light Rose AB.

AB crystals are fucking chio la! It's like this iridescent coating on top of the crystals that make them sorta multi-coloured...




Without flash.

I guess this is the most accurate portrayal of the correct colour, but without flash you cannot see how sparkly it really is. Plus the pic is blur...






The phone is decorated with baby pink pearls and about 7 different sizes of light rose AB crystals.



With flash



Without...

The left side of the picture shows how it's like in real life.


I'm waiting for the a new batch of crystals to come from artbeads.com!! When they do, I'm gonna zhng the back of the phone too. Bling bling!!






Paul and Kaykay... I was there when they were filming their Singing Challenge. That's donkey years ago can?!

AND FINALLY..........


The photos you guys have been requesting for!!


Presenting......


My lip fillers!!















No make-up except for eyelash extensions


These are taken on the first night the fillers were done, so they are still tremendously swollen.

I really really liked them when they were that size! I know most of you will be like, oh, look like duck etc, but I liked it!!!

Unfortunately, Dr Georgia Lee wanted to go light on me since it's my first time, and didn't put so much filler in. After the swell went down, the difference is quite subtle. If I can, I'll go and ask her for a bit more.

DR LEE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Omg I have to rave about her. She's really nice! And when you talk to her, she doesn't care about charges or price... she's more interested to sincerely HELP us girls get prettier.

It's like an art for her, that's why she analyzes your face for you and gives advice on what can be improved, etc.

She gave me around maybe 20 small jabs on the lips. She has like all these little tips and tricks for how to do it so it will have the maximum and best effect!!

I've went with friends to other aesthetic doctors too, but I feel that they don't have that sort of sincerity and passion... They just do whatever they are asked to, and that's it. It is no wonder Dr Lee is the hot favourite among the stars la!!

If you want to do non-invasive work too, you can give her clinic a ring. Her website is HERE.

Woohoo!

She's really good!!! I can't stop raving can??



Night out at Rouge


I met with Rozzie and Gillian, together with Rozzie's friends Patricia Mok and Gordon.




On cab there. I dunno what's with the solemn expression.

See, the lips are nice right?? The difference is not that much, but from the side it is more obvious.





Me with Pat.

She's like a more toned down version of herself on TV in real life. Still very funny and expressive, but not so loud. Haha!! I really like her!! And she very vain and gossipy!! Hehe...


And also also!! My smile's not so gummy anymore!

So if you have a gummy smile too... Maybe can give Dr Lee a ring? BTW she never asked me to advertise for her hor. I just like her and her work so much!!




My normal cam mode... Pat adjusted the flash settings, and...

Tadah!



I dunno how she did it lor! Looks like daylight outside.



Rouge







ME ME ME!!

I love the lips and Dr Georgia Lee!

Omg it rhymes.
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Senin, 18 Agustus 2008

Too much drama

Can't sleep.... I've got my advanced driving test today at 1130am, but my mind is so filled with buzzing thoughts I can't really absorb all that shit. Why is it that when you are in a higher gear your engine uses less power?? I don't geddit??

So. Yesterday night I got incredibly vexed.

I wonder if it is true that when you gain friends you will also lose friends, such that your amount of friends will more or less be always equal?

BFF auditions have ended, and I'm down to my final 2 picks, which I have not chosen yet. I like them both a lot, and of course, these are the two new friends I gained.


As for the 2 that I lost... Well, it's a long story. Why not? I'll tell it to you.


I've known Guy X for 4 years, and we've always been close. And then, about 1 year ago, I got to know Girl X. I like her a lot, and the first time I actually met her, I brought Guy X along with me.


They got introduced to each other, hit it off, and started a relationship.

During the course of their year-long relationship, I was very close to the two of them.


One day, Guy X was found cheating on Girl X. Cheating... Had the intention to cheat. Semantics. To me, whether caught in the act or not does not make a difference.

Girl X was devastated.


Time passed after this break up. More drama ensued, as a close friend, let's call him T, told Girl X, with her heavy coaxing, some more dirty secrets of Guy X.

This close friend T was in love with Girl X, and has been for the longest time.

Of course, Guy X is furious with T for betraying his trust, and vowed to seek revenge on him.


Initially after the break up, Girl X told everyone that she will never get back together with Guy X.

Guy X, however, persisted in winning her back as he claims he loves her a lot. He couldn't eat, couldn't sleep... He was at her beck and call, and Girl X is pretty good at mind-fucking him. He was in a horrible state.

I kept my silence for 1 month.

I had found out that Girl X has been telling others that she was merely playing Guy X - manipulating his feelings.

She has moved on to liking other guys, and she made out with that above-mentioned close friend T.


Initially, I gave her the benefit of doubt.

I thought she was in a self-destructive phase because she was so hurt and so sad.


But time passed and nothing changed. Girl X was still flirting with other guys happily. At least, that was my impression. Meanwhile, Guy X knew nothing of what's happening. I wondered if I should tell him.


Well... Guy X managed to coax me to tell him.

Although Girl X was also my friend, I told him what I knew, because he told me he was suffering and he NEEDED a reason to walk away.

He told me he lost 8kg. I felt so sorry for him because when I met him, he was really a bag of bones.

I told him he didn't need to walk away forever.

Just calm down, give the relationship a short break for like 2 weeks. When you two are no longer clouded by emotions, then make the decision whether to get back like adults.


And I told Guy X... I said... If I tell you the information I know, you must SWEAR not to tell Girl X ANYTHING that I said, because it will jeopardise my friendship with her, and not only that, it will also drag my informant into big trouble.


He said he promise.

I made him swear UPON MY LIFE.

He said OK.

HE SWORE UPON MY LIFE HE WOULDN'T TELL.




Guess what?


After hearing all those reasons why he should walk away, Guy X was still hankering after Girl X. They were meeting every night. They still had relations going on. And yes... All this while as I said, Girl X has moved on with someone else; had relations with someone else. Guy X didn't mind. He chose to forgive.


I don't give a shit about that.

I do give a shit about this:


Guy X blabbed.





He not only blabbed, he sold me out, as well as the poor innocent person who told me the info. He not only confronted Girl X with the facts that I told him, he also conveniently told her EVERY single thing I said about her, including my opinion that I think Girl X is scary.


I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF I AM SHAKING AS I WRITE THIS.


I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NERVE OF GUY X.


There he was, sitting on his high horse, BERATING HIS CLOSE FRIEND T FOR SELLING HIM OUT......... SAYING HE WOULD NEVER DO THE SAME TO HIS FRIENDS.....



Why was T wrong? Because T was in love with Girl X and he thought that Girl X was the victim??

BECAUSE GIRL X SAID THE EXACT SAME THING AS HIM, that she needed a reason to walk away??



He turns right around and backstabbed me... Why?

Because he wants to gain Girl X's trust?

No... Scratch that. I fucking have NO IDEA why he would go and tell her.


If he chose to forgive her actions, then why didn't he just keep his silence and keep going with her?


If he chose NOT to forgive, then just walk away! Didn't have to give any justifications!




I WAS HIS FRIEND FOR FUCKING FOUR YEARS OK!



To Guy X:


YOU GO FUCKING THINK ABOUT EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING-THING I'VE DONE FOR YOU.


The final glorious thing I did for you...


Before you kicked me off to the Land of Negligible Sworn Lives...



I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH TO HELP YOU.


IN SPITE OF GIRL X...
Because I thought that she was stronger than you.



I did it for YOU because I couldn't bear to see you suffer.



AND YOU USED MY LIFE AS YOUR CASUAL SWEARING TOKEN.... AS A FLIMSY EXCHANGE FOR WHAT?



When you wanted to go to KL to go for a girl, who went with you? When you said you are upset and needed to meet, who without fail went to meet you?

When everyone was despising you for cheating on Girl X, WHO FUCKING STOOD BY YOUR SIDE, HEARD YOUR STORY AND TRIED TO CONVINCE HER TO GIVE U A SECOND CHANCE?

WHENEVER YOU ASKED ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, HAVE I EVER SAID NO?



IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME?



If I die tomorrow, can you answer to my mother? Can you tell her in her face that it's because of your freaking LOVE for Girl X? HUH? Can you?


I don't think you feel guilty over this. Nope... I don't think so. Why? Because the only people who matter to you are those you "love". Family... And your current love interest, whomever it may be.

Friends... What are friends?

It's ok to fuck them over, because with your superb talking skills, you can convince them to not be angry later on.

Go ask yourself how many times you have done shit to me and I have forgiven you.

When you did shit to my girlfriends... Multiple times... When you promised to help Mike in his job search and never delivered...

No need for excuses. I am done listening. You have the gift of the gab, I give you that. You can sell milk to a cow easily.

But I'm done.

I don't need friends who will casually fuck me over for vagina... and yes, even for your stupid fuck-shit dogs that I don't give a flying fuck about. I'll give it another kick down the stairs now if I could.

What's the big deal? It's just a stupid dog leh...

Life of a fellow human you also can casually throw around like it's NOTHING to you... meaning my life is worth less than your dogs?




I know where I stand with you now. If you wish to do harmful things to me like what you wish to do to T, all I can say is, go ahead and do it.

Think about all the things I can also do to you. All the things you said to me in private about others I could tell them.... A mention of your name, or your photo on this blog....

BUT I WON'T, OK?


You know why? Because friendship is not meant as a revenge tool like that. When you confided in me, it is because you trusted me. I won't use it against you just because I am mad at you.

I remember the numerous good things you have done for me, and I forgive. Yes, I am angry now, but I forgive you. I just won't talk to you ever again.


And I'll die knowing that I did you no wrong, and when I tried to help you, you kicked me in the face.





Right. I shall calm down. Back to the story.


So now, Girl X is very angry, hurt, and disappointed with me. She told our mutual friend that she has told Guy X the truth about her actions the past month. She broke things off cleanly with her new guy.

Now, she says, Guy X wants her back, and Girl X wants him back. So they are back together!

Hooray!

What an awesome reunion.


They truly deserve each other. I am saying this is a matter-of-fact way.

In this world, there are some people who respect relationships and commitment.

These are the people that will never cheat, because fucking 2 people at the same time is just plain disgusting, not to say hurtful to the other party you love.

And then there are Cheaters. Unfortunately, the world is filled with unions of Cheaters and Non-Cheaters, such that the Non-Cheater will of course, eventually get hurt.

Thus, Cheaters should always date fellow Cheaters. This way, fewer honest people will get hurt in their quests for endless attention, correct?




I am SUPERBLY angry with myself. In my effort to help a relationship, all I did was to kick myself in the nutsack, metaphorically speaking.


From this moment on, I hereby promise myself
that I WILL NEVER, EVER GIVE OUT
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE AGAIN.




Why?

Because people in bad relationships LOVE it.

They love the drama, the mind games, the breaking and patching, the abuse, the shouting matches, the suicide attempts.

It's true! They love every moment of it!!

What's the point of advising Carrie to drop Big and go for Aidan?

No point, because when destructive people like that are faced with honest, good types, they get bored and they start unleashing abuse on the these honest, good people.


So don't be stupid like me, ok? If your friend is one of these, don't bother telling to say shit about his/her partner in an effort to make him/her leave the relationship.

What will just happen is that your friend will conveniently tell his/her partner every-single-fucking-thing you said, and the next time you see them together, things will be immensely awkward.



Yup. I have been really, really dumb.


Regarding Girl X. I've nothing against her. She did nothing to me, and her personal choices that don't affect me are not my business. As I mentioned at the start, I like her very much, because she is very bubbly, funny, and she's a very loyal friend. She has been nothing but nice to me, and I've been nothing but that to her too, except for the way I handled this incident.

I sent her an email apologizing for letting Guy X know the truth without consulting her first, and yes, I am sincerely sorry for that.


I should have spoken to you, but you were right... I was being a coward because I didn't know how to face you. All I can say is that I am sorry.


I don't wish be involved in all these sagas anymore.

I just want to write my script properly and be happy with undramatic, peaceful friends... and my undramatic, peaceful Mike.


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Jumat, 15 Agustus 2008

Extra

Here's an interesting nugget of info about me... Did you know, that before I got my own TV show *ahem*, I was a calefare??

When I was 16, my dad had a friend who's a producer at the then TCS, and he went to tell her I wanna go into acting or something!

Seeing my very-much-less than mediocre looks, she told me that I can start off working as an EXTRA on films, and she gave me the contacts of one of then agencies who are responsible for extras.

And I "acted" in many shows! Ok la, I use the word "act" loosely... Actually I only walk around in the background. HAHAHAHA!

Don't believe me? Look what I found!












































My old acting pass!!

Hahaha!! Very super chou right??? And I was still wondering why last time nobody "discover" me!!!!!!!!

What's with the half closed eyes man... How did my mother love me with such an ugly face??

So this Auspic or whatever company... Would dispatch extras to usually Mediacorp Channel 8 shows, where the job is sibeh low-pay and requires no talent whatsoever!

You know how low the pay is? Like freaking $2.50 per hour! The reason why people do it is because most of the calefares are either students or foreigners, and the job is really damn easy - so if you are lazy, this is a good job for you!

Basically, the calefares sit around while watching the stars do their job... This can go on for like 5 hours straight. Then, when it's our scene, we do a walk or whatever we are required to do, and that's it!

I remember there used to be these crazy loserish people who do this job simply because they are so starstuck.

There was this fat chick who was like 20+ and she carries around this photoalbum of all the stars' photos and would show them to anyone she can - and she will boast that Zoe Tay knows her by name, etc. Every single day she goes to TCS and hangs around there lor!! She was damn fugly man. I was quite scared of her over-zealousness.

So anyway, I really can't remember much of the shows I acted in, except for...

- a lot of episodes of the first season of Moulmein High (I was a student),

- Fann Wong and Ou Yang Zhen Hua show called Wo Lai Ye,

- A show about probation officers and Celeste Chong was blind in it,

- Some show where I was a nurse, and the doctor beside me actually used the "Wo men jing li le" phrase when his patient died.

- Confirm got more but I can't remember la!


I wish wish wish that I can watch Moulmein High again!! I was a librarian and even sheeshed someone ok! Talking scene hor!! Excitedness!!

Wo lai ye was a period drama... So we had filming at this HORRIBLE place in Tuas where they use for filming all local period dramas.

My god, I tell you, that place is a bloody HELL HOLE. I don't wonder why there are no more period dramas now anymore - I bet the directors and actors all can't stand that place!

First, it is RIDICULOUSLY hot there. There are derelict buildings scattered here and there, but these buildings all do not have airconditioning (then la... 8 years ago).

Inside the buildings are stuffy and dirty. Outside the buildings?

Over 40 degrees, I bet. The ground is hard cracked SAND. Like the yellow colour kind... The heat coming from the ground is so intense that at any point you can see the air molecules jumping in excitement. You know when it is very hot and you can see the air dance? Yup.

And worst of all, there are whole colonies of tiny flies that hover in a cloud above the sand. Hundreds and thousands of them! Sometimes you stupidly enough walk into a cloud of them, and they swarm around your face and shit. OMG!!

But never mind that, because the flies cannot attack our baked bodies as period drama costumes involve wearing 3 freaking layers!!!!

Who said acting is easy man!?

Anyway that's it la. That's just one of the old fugly photos I wanted to show you guys. When I finish editing I post them up!!

Ta! Have a good weekend!


p/s: Congrats to the Singapore women's table tennis team. May we get our first gold medal!!!!!!!! Woohoo!! I am so proud of Singapore!!

p/p/s:
Weightlifting is so scary! I saw a clip of a weightlifter who lifted his barbell and suddenly, one arm bent over backwards at his elbow, severely dislocating it!!!

The weightlifter fell to the ground with one arm is a very very very awkward and scary position, his elbow very prominent but not thankfully breaking through the skin. His leg even spasmed twice before he presumably fainted. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another clip (which I didn't see but heard off) was of a weightlifter being crushed by a 140 kg barbell??? He must have a pound of minced meat left for whatever was crushed man!

How is this even a sport??! It's so freaking scary and dangerous! Why can't they compete pulling a truck fastest instead??

p/p/p/s:
Normally I can't be arsed about the Olympics la but I was at Munkysuperstar's office today and everyone was cheering Li Jia Wei on, so I got a bit infected.
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Senin, 11 Agustus 2008

New videos!

XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE

BFF applicants



I check out all the weirdos who applied to be my bff.
It's fucking funny!
Obviously the finalists are not these la.


CHICK VS DICK


The Orange Souffle Challenge



Who is the better baker?
Who made this vomit-looking concoction on the picture?
Hilarious! Click to watch!


CRACK COMEDY


Irreplaceable



We've heard of girlfriends who turn vengeful when they are ditched...
How about guys?
Maybe you should watch this.


That's all for now! I'm busy with my movie script.

Next entry I'm gonna post up old fugly photos of myself!!
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Kamis, 07 Agustus 2008

Solved it! I think...

I've heard a lot of complains that my blog doesn't seem to load correctly for IE users. All that happens is a blank page.

I -think- that the problem was the Nuffnang poll, which for some reason did not go well with my template. So I took it off, and my friend told me the page now can be seen!

Sorry I took so long to solve this problem!

If you also encountered the same thing, can you tell me if the problem is solved now? Thank you!!
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Selasa, 05 Agustus 2008

Partying with the hoi polloi (sarcasm)

Happy day everyone!!

I am elated!!

I am most glad of all coz Munkysuperstar, my managing company as well as the production company for Xiaxue's Guide to Life, approached Dr Georgia Lee...

Dr Georgia Lee is of course the most famous aesthetics doctor in Singapore, right? Right.

AND SHE AGREED TO DO LIP PLUMPING AND BOTOX FOR ME FOR GUIDE TO LIFE!!!!!


Happy beyond words can??

So yesterday I did lip fillers and botox on my jawline at her clinic (like exactly what Rozzie did for Girls Out Loud) and I AM SO PLEASED!!

You know how my smile used to be very very GUMMY? Now, because my upper lip is fuller and more pouty, cannot see gums anymore!!

And botox is done for making the muscles at the side of your face smaller so that your face will look thinner!

The video will be out soon and I will post up photos also!!

So far EVERYBODY said the lips are nice, but the botox cannot see much diff yet.

DR LEE IS FREAKING AWESOME OK!!! I love her so much imma do free advertorial for her once I get pictures!!

Don't worry don't worry... I am not addicted to plastic surgery ok! These are non-invasive (are they?) and effects are only temporary. And complimentary of course I do!


Secondly, I am happy because my shopping arrived!!



I bought loads of crystals from Artbeads.com to zhng stuff! They've got more choices than Arab street, so why not!?

Anyway, my sidekick is STILL NOT WORKING. Yes. I bought this little chip that you insert WITH your sim card, and it worked for 1 full day.

Then it stopped working. So now the GODDAMN phone is still locked!

I bought another unlock code but it will only arrive on August 22nd. By then I die already lor!



My Juicy desk accessories set, bought for $55 USD!! -_- That's not counting shipping.

It's so chio though...! Unfortunately it is made of paper. Kuakua!!



And my lovely mouse!!!!!!!!! $45 USD. SO HAPPY!!


And guess what...



This is making me actually pee in excitement.

THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD IS READY FOR PURCHASE!

For those of you who don't know, J K Rowling penned another book... This book is called The Tales of Beedle the Bard - it is a storybook of magical fairy tales. The book is mentioned as the book that Dumbledore passed to Hermione in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Once I heard the news that amazon is selling the book, I immediately clicked there and spent USD$100 on the precious collector's edition.

AHEM. It is not wasting money ok! It is called INVESTING! All of Rowling's first edition books are sold for THOUSANDS on ebay lor!

Yes, MAYBE those has her signature on them la... But still!

Anyway my USD$100 is all donated to CHARITY! So that's great too!


I know what you are thinking...

"Lawsuit maybe flying your way, still go and spend so much money shopping!"


Wah lau... She want to sue don't sue like that, I can't possibly be scrimping till she makes up her mind right?

Wait till I get the writ of summons then cross that bridge la, seriously.

To the someone who paypal-ed me $100, I am going to return it to you. You send it to me again if the real need arises k!!

But will this lawsuit happen? If it does, I do want to go to court and ask Dawn a BARRAGE of questions!!

Like... Are you really Eurasian? Are you DELIRIOUSCHIC and XOXODOLL?? So many mysteries so little time!

Very curious right? I'm sure you also want to see her answer these under oath. :)



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Momo and my 2 girl cousins and my auntie came over to my place that day...

I love my cousin Cally's niap niap baby girl...



This is baby Chloe!

Her mummy and daddy both got huge eyes so hers are like marbles also. She loves looking at me!! I think it's because of all the shimmery things I have.

OMG I AM RAGGGGGGGGGING WITH MATERNAL INSTINTS!! RAGING!!!!!!



We put her on the bed where she is very confused by all the aunties gossiping.



Happy babies make me happy!



She's really curious and gives you her full
attention when you speak to her



So niap! Why babies got such nice clean armpits??

After this we bring the baby to Ikea Tampines...





Chloe's grandma, aka my auntie, makes her chuckle in joy by poking her in the belly.

BTW this is the auntie who is an MJ queen can?

Once, during a game, she won by drawing the very last card. So I said "Hai di lao yue!"


SHE SCOLDED ME AND SAID THAT IS NOT HAI DI LAO YUE!!!!!!

I was like, "????????????"

Isn't winning by the last card "hai di lao yue"???

My auntie then explained to me that that term is commonly misused. It is true that winning by the last card adds a "fan", but it is not hai di lao yue...

BECAUSE HAI DI LAO YUE MEANS YOU WIN WITH THE LAST REMAINING TILE AND THAT TILE MUST BE AN YI TONG!!

Thus "yue", which means MOON! Because the bloody yi tong look like moon!

Amazing hor?

Anyway.... back to non MJ related stories...





I am very excited coz Kaykay and I are going to...

Zhen Shan's (aka Arissa) birthday party!



Me being driven there by Mike...

Dress: Heart neckline purple satin short length dress. From This Fashion at $15 OMG!!

Glow: Photoshop new technique learnt from Jamie - Diffuse glow!!



My angmoh very unhappy coz I am going clubbing without him.



I look weird here... Whatever la



WE ARRIVE AT VELVET!!


Where's the birthday girl?



Must be the one with the bunny ears. See they so excited about me coming that they are gossiping in anticipation. Hahahaha!

*poke*





Must take pic with the birthday girl!

I hate Zhen Shan!! Those are her real lashes can??? People like me must put extensions and stick falsies like crazy!!!!

Nabeh why my eyes so small. *kicks sleeping Mike*



Group pic with Kay kay also... Clickable



Kaykay with her friend Joycelin.





Birthday balloons.
One's a skull... Can you tell what's the other?
Answer will be revealed in a bit





Kaykay and I... I miss her so much!
She's been busy with her bf and work, nabeh.



Drinks drinks drinks



Junne and Sharon also at Zouk



Birthday people aren't allowed to be sober



Zhen Shan's mad already... Half bunny half tiger



Roar!!



The guys are drawing unibrows on each other!



Gossipy Kaykay



Here's Annabelle holding the balloons.
Did you guess it right?
It's a unicorn!



Me with Eric

This guy's so talented! I got to know Eric coz we went to NYC for Singapore Day together. Maybe more of you know him by his Chinese name: Huang Yun Ren.

Familiar? That's coz he wrote songs like Tanya Chua's Wu di dong and Fish Leong's Wei wo hao.

NICE RIGHT?? I love those songs can!

Eric also did most of the music for 881, and now he is working on 12 Lotus.

Talented people make me have twangy feelings. Like got some aura on them. You'll never know if you are talking to him and suddenly he has inspiration for some classic work... then you are immortalized as the muse!! OMG! I am totally muse-ish.



Peekaboo!



Me, Joycelin, Rosaline





Zhen Shan with her brother... And I did not draw that moustache on him with photoshop! I am not so childish hor!!



End party photos



More happiness!!!!

Mike brought me up onto the Singapore Flyer!!









Us at the very top...


Psychedelic hor the colours?


We also just bought tickets to fly back to the USA for Xmas and New Year!!

From 10th of Dec to 3rd Jan I will be in lovely Dallas!!

I MISS IT SO MUCH AND I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I love the USA!! (Although I love Singapore more la)

My hope is that this year Mike's brothers' girlfriends will be very vain and will go shopping with me on Boxing Day.

I am dedicating 10 hours of my time at the mega humongous F21 over there.

Of that 10 hours, 9 shall be at the clearance rank digging out SUMMER CLOTHES ON DISCOUNT!! Omg!!!!!!!

I AM SQUEALING!! So excited!!


But the sad thing is hor... Plane tickets are MADLY expensive this year!!


We are flying SQ, but it costs bloody $2,700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAD OR WHAT??

Even on lao pok NorthWest or whatever it costs 2.5k, so might as well take SQ right? Stupid petrol prices rising la, that's why.

Anyway this year Mike is sponsoring $2k for my ticket, coz last time when he was poor I bought him a 2k ticket to come to Singapore too...

SIBEH BOH HUA FOR ME LOR~!!! Coz price of the ticket increase mah!! Should be 1 ticket exchange 1 ticket mah!!

But still no complains... $700 is very little compared to $2,700!

Poor Mike... Bank account suddenly $4,700 missing...


So anyway, in case you haven't realised... I AM HAPPY! Woohoo! May the happy spread to you too!


Loves!
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